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This is all Discord's fault. 

Furious Cow Disease is the sequel to Mad Cow. It's deadlier, more contagious, and a lot more angry. It originated in Europe--a product of once again feeding cows to cows--but spread rapidly afterward. It decimated the world's cow and goat dairy industry, and has some uniquely bad effects on humans. Humans seem to be able to become intoxicated despite pasteurization, and the outcome can best be described by the simple phrase "smoking bath salts".

While areas of North and South America still have some viable uninfected herds of dairy animals, new infections have resulted in a dwindling supply of real cow milk. Real milk is also incredibly expensive, with enough for a bowl of cereal likely to set you back $15 or more. While vat meat has become popular, and quickly started replacing hazardous beef, attempts to create milk using vat mammary tissue have resulted in a product with a taste too poor for anything other than industrial use.

The remaining options are soy milk, with its own shortcomings, and breast milk. (Almond milk unfortunately became nonviable thanks to honey bee hive collapse syndrome.)